june 22 2000
a letter from the management.
i've had enough.
props to diaryland and everything, but i just spent the last two hours trying to put together a nice looking site only to realize that i needed to upload to some crazy template page. so x amount a respect to andrew and them, but i got things. plans. power moves. my maing sparky hooked me with his hosting people, so we should be getting our serious web on before too long.
best,
the mangament
in other news. i forgot a few truisms from yesterday's list, so i want to get those out of the way before we move on.
- there's a reason that mold grows on things. that reason is "don't eat it."
- any variant of a television network that has the word "plus" or "two" after it is, as a rule, craptastic.
- when sitting alone on the long island raliroad, staring out at the night as it rolls past you, listening to marvin gaye will cause memory and anticipation to fold in upon each other. this, thankfully, serves as a nice bridge section during "let's get it on."
- during a list of snide observations, slipping a genuine thought in that hints at a human being underneath the bravado is an obvious ploy to win the reader's trust.
- i sure do like puppies.
- though the internet does indeed have unfathomable potential, to many people it's not a whole lot more than taking an issue of hustler and slapping a circuit board on it.
- i am one of those people.
- international-master-level chess is just as fake as professional wrestling. come on, do you think a name like "kirchnoi" is the kind of thing a guy's just born with?
- i say that because i'm not concerned about beef with any international chess masters.
- wrestlers are a whole other matter. they are the renaissance men of the early twenty-first century, and they deserve our respect, if not our awe.
- yes, i'm saying that because they're bigger than me.
- i miss squiggy.
- not enough people make up words.
- $9.50 is entirely too much to pay for an hour and a half of a bag of popcorn and a dark room.
- if the previous statement refers to sex conducted under the same circumstances, the sentiment may be amended.
- what i said about making up words also applies to making up slang.
- this entry is blarnson out the jazzdog.
to recap: craptastic. blarnson out the jazzdog. thank you.
p.
and yo. my full-on venture kneejerk.net is up and running, though not nearly full. go and getcha read on. for me.
props to darkcounter.com
and sitemeter